What Your Frank Green Bottle Colour Says About You

You like to keep things light and breezy, and summer’s (obviously) your favourite season. Are you literal sunshine? Yes.

Everything else you own is pretty AF, so why ruin the aesthetic? You’ve picked up that pink bottle, and you’re never letting go. 

Whether it’s punchy pink or blistering orange, you’re not afraid to stand out. Which is lucky, because you always do – in the best way.

Meet pink’s cool, mysterious older cousin. You don’t really know what they do for work (micro-influencer? professional plant-sitter?), you just know that they look good doing it.

You wanna be different, but not too different. You’re just as obsessed with pastels as the rest of us, after all.

You’re a chronic oversharer, or just have nothing to hide. You’re living your best life, either way.

You couldn’t decide on one colour… So you chose them all. A bold choice (dw, you’re used to those), but we can’t fault the logic.