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SKU: SA398AA61TO

Recommended for outdoors, surf and swimming.

CAN’T TOUCH THIS BRIEFS
by Salty Johnson

Turn up the heat (and the humour) in the Can’t Touch This Briefs by Salty Johnson, sustainably made for blokes who know confidence is the best kind of flex. With a cheeky cactus print that says look, but don’t touch, these swimmers bring the perfect mix of Aussie attitude and sustainable swagger.

Crafted from 81% recycled polyester and 19% spandex, they fit snug, move easy, and help keep our oceans a little cleaner. Whether you’re surfing, sunbaking, or showing off at the beach bar, these briefs are built for comfort, style, and maximum attention.

Why You’ll Love Them:

- Sustainable Swimwear: made using recycled materials that help keep plastic out of our oceans.
- Confidence Meets Comfort: supportive, stretch fit that moves with you.
- Quick-Dry Fabric: from surf to sunset, no soggy stops.
- Aussie Designed: inspired by sun, salt, and a good laugh.
- Cheeky Cactus Print: bold, fun, and impossible to ignore.

Fit:

- Standard fit
- Supportive elastic waistband
- Model wears size M

Material & Care:

- 81% Recycled Polyester, 19% Spandex
- Rinse thoroughly after use
- Line dry in shade
Do not tumble dry or bleach

The Can’t Touch This Briefs, bold, sustainable, and built for blokes who don’t just make waves… they cause a stir.

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Product details

Recommended for outdoors, surf and swimming.

CAN’T TOUCH THIS BRIEFS
by Salty Johnson

Turn up the heat (and the humour) in the Can’t Touch This Briefs by Salty Johnson, sustainably made for blokes who know confidence is the best kind of flex. With a cheeky cactus print that says look, but don’t touch, these swimmers bring the perfect mix of Aussie attitude and sustainable swagger.

Crafted from 81% recycled polyester and 19% spandex, they fit snug, move easy, and help keep our oceans a little cleaner. Whether you’re surfing, sunbaking, or showing off at the beach bar, these briefs are built for comfort, style, and maximum attention.

Why You’ll Love Them:

- Sustainable Swimwear: made using recycled materials that help keep plastic out of our oceans.
- Confidence Meets Comfort: supportive, stretch fit that moves with you.
- Quick-Dry Fabric: from surf to sunset, no soggy stops.
- Aussie Designed: inspired by sun, salt, and a good laugh.
- Cheeky Cactus Print: bold, fun, and impossible to ignore.

Fit:

- Standard fit
- Supportive elastic waistband
- Model wears size M

Material & Care:

- 81% Recycled Polyester, 19% Spandex
- Rinse thoroughly after use
- Line dry in shade
Do not tumble dry or bleach

The Can’t Touch This Briefs, bold, sustainable, and built for blokes who don’t just make waves… they cause a stir.

Material

Material

Material: 81% Polyester, 19% Spandex

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Care

Care

Care Label- Rinse thoroughly in cold water after use- Do not roll or store while wet- Line dry in shade, do not tumble dry- Avoid contact with rough surfaces- Do not bleach, soak, or iron

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